Ladies: 122 Reasons why Chocolate is better for you than Sex!


I could use some chocolate, right now.

Inchcock Today

The following advisory information for Women has been supplied by the WBA (Women Bloggers Association), for which thanks and appreciation, are offered.

122 Reasons why Chocolate is better than Sex for Women

1:
The average piece of chocolate is at least, six inches long.
2:
Chocolates stay hard for a week.
3:
Chocolate won’t tell you size doesn’t count.
4:
Chocolates don’t get too excited.
5:
A chocolate never suffers from performance anxiety.
6:
Chocolates are easy to pick up.
7:
You can fondle chocolates in a supermarket – …and you know how firm it is before you take it home.
8:
Chocolates can get away any weekend.
9:
With a chocolate you can get a single room – …and you won’t have to check in as “Mrs. Chocolate”.
10:
A chocolate will always respect you in the morning.
11:
You can go to the movie with a chocolate … and see…

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